"Don't need an airbag in my car!" in The Real Pretend Mulling

  • Sept. 10, 2020, 2:48 p.m.
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Algebra, Women’s Bodies Edition.

If X represents the amount of weight I’ve lost in the last eight weeks (8 lbs), and Y is the former size of my bra (36D), solve for Z, the current size of my bra.

If you got 36DD, you are correct.

Women’s bodies make no fucking sense.

And, I have to bring back this gem.

Technically meant to feed a baby, they’re just sacks of yellow fat.


Starhawk September 10, 2020

I am going to refrain from making thirsty comments and just state that the song is going to be stuck in my head for a bit.

Firebabe September 10, 2020

The first time I heard that song on the show, I immediately downloaded it. I will never forget the picture of the bridesmaid dresses my sister sent me for her wedding, that were VERY OBVIOUSLY meant to be worn without a bra. I emailed her back and told her I'd only wear it if she'd sign a liability release because I was not going to be held responsible for any personal or property damage my 42DDs caused when not restrained. LOL.

leftwingheartbreak September 10, 2020

I am totally envious, I want larger boobs and will suffer the pain for them

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