What a difference 24 hours makes. in The Real Pretend Mulling

  • Sept. 2, 2020, 3:30 p.m.
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Me, yesterday: Oh man, I feel good. I had sex for the first time since February, I finally finished some projects I was behind on at work, and I even got my bricked Kindle shipped back to Amazon. Tomorrow’s gonna be even better! I’ll do some grocery shopping, get some veggies, finally start those autumn latkes¹, and even do some cleaning.

My period, today: Bitch, you thought.

Seriously, though. I did go to the store, but literally every decision I put in my cart was a bad one. Brownie mix. Cake mix. A carton of soft-baked chocolate fudge cookies (half of which are, um, no longer with us //burp//). A Cheesecake Factory dessert cup. Cereal. The only halfway healthy things I bought were preservative-free black forest ham and milk.

I’m trying to atone. I have this cooking on the stove right now, but with green beans instead of peas, because peas are demon pellets. Maybe I can redeem myself yet.

¹These are from Veganomicon, and I’ve wanted to make them since the first time I saw the picture. They’re latkes made with shredded beets, carrots, and sweet potatoes. I decided to add some shredded yellow beets as well, to see if I could get them really fall-colored.

leftwingheartbreak September 02, 2020

ugh, I wish my period was predictable. I track it on three different apps. one app says it'll start in two days, another app says it'll start in six days, and the last app says it'll start in two weeks. meanwhile my uterus is like "🤷‍♀️ I don't know what I want to do, do you want to play some games?" thank goodness I have an IUD otherwise I'd probably have way more than just one child.

Midorinokaeru September 03, 2020

Omg I'm jealous - cock!!! :-)

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