dirty dishes in Public Service Announcement

  • Aug. 25, 2020, 9:56 p.m.
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dishes dishes it
is never ending and we’re
only two people


TellTaleHeart August 25, 2020

Tell me about it;
We are only 3 but it
Is ridiculous.

girl in recession TellTaleHeart ⋅ August 25, 2020

LOL!

Amelie's Twin August 25, 2020

I am only one
but the dishes I dirty
will boggle your mind

girl in recession Amelie's Twin ⋅ August 25, 2020

πŸ˜‚

Rider August 25, 2020

Dishwasher?

girl in recession Rider ⋅ August 26, 2020

I have one

The Minx August 26, 2020

I don't mind doing dishes as long as someone else cooks.

girl in recession The Minx ⋅ August 26, 2020

Same

hippiechica15 August 26, 2020

I do the cooking
Tim aspires to wash dishes
I still wash many.

Firebabe hippiechica15 ⋅ August 26, 2020

This cracked me up. 🀣

hippiechica15 Firebabe ⋅ August 26, 2020

He claims to be my dishwasher...but his work is spotty LOL

girl in recession hippiechica15 ⋅ August 26, 2020

HA

girl in recession hippiechica15 ⋅ August 26, 2020

πŸ˜‚

Firebabe August 26, 2020

Cleaning rule runs thusly
You dirty it, you clean it
Makes my husband weep

girl in recession Firebabe ⋅ August 26, 2020

HAHA

hippiechica15 Firebabe ⋅ August 26, 2020

LMAO Tim needs this memo re: cutting boards...

girl in recession hippiechica15 ⋅ August 26, 2020

how many cutting boards y'all have?!

hippiechica15 girl in recession ⋅ August 26, 2020

Three. I like to leave one next to the stove to protect the counter, and another for actual chopping/food prep on the island. We also have a cheap carving board that we really need to upgrade. All of these are wood.

If Tim prepares ANYTHING I would bet $100 he leaves a slice or two of something on the board (and I am not a gambler. I only bet when I know I'll win LOL)...it drives me BONKERS and if I point it out he gets cross and says "I'm going to clean it up after I eat!" and if I don't...I clean it up the next day when it's dried onto the fucking board
-_-

girl in recession hippiechica15 ⋅ August 26, 2020

Haha yup, that's bf too. He made pizza last night and left one slice on the cutting board. I threw it out this morning.

Firebabe girl in recession ⋅ August 26, 2020

Holy crap, Dyfais does this too! He left two pieces of pizza on there last night that I had to throw away this morning! 🀣

girl in recession Firebabe ⋅ August 26, 2020

πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

hippiechica15 Firebabe ⋅ August 26, 2020

That wouldn't bother me nearly as much as the ONE OR TWO PIECES OF SOME ONION OR CHEESE he leaves. It's so little and so consistent it feels like it's on purpose. He will leave it on his plate, too. It's never a big piece of something like pizza.

girl in recession hippiechica15 ⋅ August 26, 2020

Sometimes I sing the clean up song to bf when I want to friendly-remind him to clean his fucking shit up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY-H2WGThc8

hippiechica15 girl in recession ⋅ August 26, 2020

I cannot imagine a worse motivator for my husband lmao

Firebabe hippiechica15 ⋅ August 26, 2020

That is hilarious. 🀣🀣🀣

Jinn August 28, 2020

At our house too and the laundry . Lord have mercy !

Serin August 28, 2020

No one ever asks
The dishes how they feel with
Food smear'd on their face

girl in recession Serin ⋅ August 28, 2020

Haha!!

crazy eyeshadow August 28, 2020

LOL I leave dishes up to K, I cook, he cleans. He sucks. He was REALLY good before COVID, now he does them like every 2 or 3 days. I hate it!

SweetMelissa August 29, 2020

I hate whoever drinks milk and leaves the glass in the sink with just that little bit of milk to harden. There are three other people in this house and they all deny it's them. I've ruled out one person but the other two are highly suspect.

girl in recession SweetMelissa ⋅ September 01, 2020

Couldn't possibly be me, I am lactose intolerant πŸ˜‡

SweetMelissa girl in recession ⋅ September 07, 2020

LOL. Me tooo

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