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“For those who have not found balance in their lives, or for those who have been ignoring the cues from the Universe to get more aligned, this New Moon may deliver some events or feelings that fo...


Name one person who made you smile today: Liza What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Bitching What is your favorite candy bar? TONY’S CHOCOLONELY...


6 days ago

fnaf in Under the Banana Moon

Burger: HEY I GOT SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE COOKIE, SNICKERDOODLES Me: I don’t like snickerdoodles. Burger: WHAT? YES YOU DO. YOU LOVE SNICKERDOODLES. THEY ARE YOUR FAVORITE. Me: No..you must be thi...


October 14, 2017

that place in Under the Banana Moon

The sound of the old 1940s refrigerator. It made this noise, like a loud hum that had a high and then a low pitch, about every 15 minutes. Yeah, the fridge was 50 years old in that place and t...


So I left work 10 minutes early yesterday cause I couldn’t sit there anymore. I’m not really sure what the deal is with this job or whats going to happen. I mean, ugh. I was planning on having ye...


BODY What do you like most about your body?: Tiny wrists And least?: Pancake ass How many dental fillings do you have?: I think 2. Maybe 4? Do you think you’re good looking?: Yes Do other people ...


October 12, 2017

cuz in Under the Banana Moon

Let’s talk about daily life What time did you wake up this morning? 7 AM. What time would you wake up if you could sleep in as long as you like? I love being up at 8 but then not getting out of b...


It was four years ago today I forced Meatball to drive me to Sleepy Hollow so I could run around in the leaves by myself while listening to the Where the Wild Things Are soundtrack. I had Megabu...


I really can’t mentally function right now AT ALL. I feel like someone took an egg beater and whipped up all the contents of my brain, It’s almost like having an anxiety attack, but instead of an...


October 09, 2017

Mummy Feelings in Ye Olde Bitch Book

I didn’t go to work today because I wouldn’t have been able to do anything. I think a lot of Drs. offices are closed today. I would have died of boredom. I just can’t SIT and do nothing anymore a...


I was watching some movie about an alcoholic singer on TCM and it just ended. So you know how they do really long breaks between the movies and they don’t really have actual commercials? They had...


October 07, 2017

cold cardboard in Ye Olde Bitch Book

Yesterday at work, I spent the last hour trying to remember this really great beer that I had at the fair like 2 or 3 years ago. Either the year both LB and I got so hammered that we were screami...


October 06, 2017

fog in Under the Banana Moon

Do you prefer boys to shave down there? I don’t associate with BOYS. I associate with MEN. flips boa Do you prefer liquid, mousse or powder foundation and why? Liquid or cream. How much does yo...


October 05, 2017

Nooz in Ye Olde Bitch Book

I can’t wait for the Lana Del Gay concert. I even had a DREAM about it last night. I was looking around my closet at Shrimp’s house trying to find something to wear, and I found all of these ador...


I figured since I had an epiphany and figured out what I’m gonna do with THE REST OF MY LIFE, I deserved to go out and celebrate. BIG MISTAKE AS DANG USUAL. O’Gara’s My plan was to have champagne...


I should have got an iced drink cause it’s effing hot out. Me and my stupid fall fantasies need to die. I plopped my ass down and I plan to be here all day because I need to start an application...


Well, the serene and contemplative day I’d had planned was CANCELLED the minute I woke up and saw a call from THE PLACE. I was supposed to be interviewing for a contract to hire position today w...


I like this place for the most part. It’s in my old home swamp. There’s a basement here but I decided to sit upstairs and I’m kind of regretting it. People who meet to talk at coffee shops during...


Double fisting mini cokes. I had a great damn day today. I drove around looking at new possible lily pads. I had an amazing sandwich I hadn’t had since 2009. I didn’t feel any guilt about “not d...


It’s hotter than shite outside. I just went over to Bloo Moon to get an iced soy vanilla latte. I’m at Bloo Moon almost every single day now so they know me and if I actually ordered the same thi...


I went outside. I felt guilty being inside. Sometimes I have that feeling where I feel like I should go outside or I might get some disease that people who spend their whole lives in darkness get...


September 13, 2017

yoshi's story in Ye Olde Bitch Book

ME IN ALL SITUATIONS: Had a brownie and a half for breakfast. Too much sugar and then when I got to work I oversugared my coffee and now I just feel disgusting. Need to go on that old Brian Wils...


Just got home. Egg’s not here Watching Abfab and drinking wine with Liza. I don’t feel like going back to the bar I left my card at lol. I’m just gonna cancel the card and get a new one. It’s not...


Cookie and I decided to take an impromptu road trip up to the WOODS. Cookie’s friend and her husband own this rustic cabin and she’s always letting Cookie stay there. She invited me a couple of w...


I spent the day looking after my two second cousins. Which as I learned a few days ago, are what we call our cousins’ kids. Did not know that! Well I knew that there was such a THING as second c...


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