Joody ⋅

Artist & Writer. From The Land of Milk & Flannel. Now living in the world I made.

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That’s the literal translation of my host family’s last name. I recently have been getting in touch with them again for the first time in AT LEAST two years. It was weird, because New Years Eve ...


And that is all I have to say about that.


December 29, 2017

computer fart in Under the Banana Moon

I built a fort around my computer as I sit here at the C shop. A good blockade so nobody tries to come talk to me. There is a guy across from me who looks like he could be the cheating villainous...


December 27, 2017

Beepo in Under the Banana Moon

What did you do in 2017 that you had never done before? A million things. Like so many things I can’t even remember them all. Did you keep last year’s resolutions, and will you make more? Never h...


Nachos had this bright idea to go to a PR party on the night of the 23rd leading into the wee morning hours if the 24th. I think I caught something while I was there. The party was pretty fun be...


Last Saturday, Nachos and I didn’t dooooo it and so I felt neglected. That Sunday I had brunch at Applebees with LB and Vanilla. (Yeah, Applebees, It’s Lunchbox. It’s either gonna be Applebees or...


That’s what it feels like. A good old fashioned 8 hour flight. Only i’m going NOWHERE. I’m just SITTING HERE. Trying to break up the hours one by one. I actually do have stuff to do today. I nee...


Seriously one of my biggest pet hates is when people at work whine about how they have been so busy that they haven’t gotten a chance to eat since they got there 7 hours ago. Same thing when peop...


December 13, 2017

ye olde bananas in Under the Banana Moon

I heard some depressing news that one of my favorite fun facts about bananas is a myth. Like ugh at this point I might as well keep spreading the false banana information because I’ve already tol...


What are you listening to right now? Sum dum commercial What song(s) make(s) you sad? THE HOMER CRISIS SONG aka “Decay” by Home. What is the most annoying song in the world? Hmmm I don’t k...


November 29, 2017

bart's soul in Under the Banana Moon

I think I have a Simpsons problem. I have watched almost 13 seasons in the past week on demand lol. I just always have it on like a constant marathon. Like last night, when I got home from work (...


November 28, 2017

shiny aluminum in Under the Banana Moon

Shrimp got an aluminum Xmas tree. It’s sitting on the dining room table, undecorated. I think she wants me to do something with it but I don’t really know where it should go. It is probably just ...


SUN ENTERS SAGITTARIUS Sun is in Sagittarius from November 21-December 21. With the Sun in Sagittarius, our focus shifts from the need for an intimate connection with a person and with ourselves,...


November 19, 2017

I got accepted. in Under the Banana Moon

I’m going to grad school. When I get out I will probably work at Augusten’s place! Hopefully. I found out yesterday. I was in a better mood then, but today I woke up to a stupid Facebook memory o...


Apparently there is a thing where people watch King Kong and monkey movies on Thanksgiving. The Muppet Committee addressed the panel of adults and none of them remembered doing that. Shrimp menti...


November 14, 2017

ye olde survey in Under the Banana Moon

As I listen to the Cocteau Twins and procrastinate like it’s 1988. EIGHT lasts. last time you made out with someone? Sunday lol. last beverage: A bloo raspberry slushie last phone call: Shrimp, t...


All the episodes are on Youtube. I’m addicted. It’s so effing hilarious. GOD WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT ANIMATED SITCOMS. I still have to finish that training. It’s the worst part today though. It...


I forgot if I’m still doing Mojo Jojo. I mean I think I post every day at least once so I guess I’m still in the game. But I stopped Nidorino cause writing a book is hard. Maybe I’ll get back to ...


November 09, 2017

I GET IT in Under the Banana Moon

IT MAKES SENSE


November 09, 2017

Tropicando in Under the Banana Moon

Today I woke up late again but I’m gonna keep trying. I took melatonin last night and I had to finish up laundry or something. (I don’t even remember because I was such a zombie) In the half-awak...


Me and The Simpsons were born at the same time and have been running ever since…and what’s weird is that even though the show is not what it used to be and probably should have been taken off the...


November 06, 2017

kramer fir in Under the Banana Moon

One time, many banana moons ago, Shrimp & Burrito got this really big Christmas tree and they had mentioned that it was a Fraser Fir but when they said Fraser I kept thinking KRAMER. So I wa...


Because I can’t be bothered to write about this weekend, I’ll just sum it up with this perfectly appropriate meme.


I’m glad I was able to calm down after what happened earlier. I need to finish this book. By ‘this book’ I mean both the one I am reading and the one I am writing, but for right now, I need to ju...


I was having a fabulous day. Spent the morning working with Pageant man, got off at noon, spent about 90 minutes just driving around looking for coffee cause I’m so picky. Blasted Sylvan Esso. Fe...


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