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December 16, 2022

Donate my body to science in Life

I think I am going to donate my body to science after I pass on. Funerals cost to much money. It can bankrupt already poor family. I like the idea of tissue donation and doctors using my body for...


December 15, 2022

He is my santa in Life

When I was a kid dad had friends who rode motorcycles. When a man with a long beard rolled up on a Harley I told him his secret was safe with me and during dinner I told him what I wanted for Chr...


December 15, 2022

His car woes,look ma I am a taxi in Life

My husband was angry because where we share a car my work schedule inconveniences him. I work from 5 am till sometimes around one. I cook breakfast at a hotel. His boss knows we have one vehicle ...


December 14, 2022

Strange in Life

Strange things about me… -i don’t mind the dead it’s the living that tick me off.. anybody who is close to me knows my favorite 2 graveyards and where to find me when depressed. - I prefer cats o...


December 14, 2022

The murdering red flag in Life

A man in my late teens stalked me well into my 30s. He asked me out over and over again. He even had his mom asking me out for him. I told him he seemed like the type that would unalive person. H...


My husband swears I had a seizure in my sleep but to me it felt like I was struggling with sleep apnea. I just quit breathing and woke up gasping for air. My husband was panicking while I sat con...


December 13, 2022

Memories bring back you in Life

You know my grandmother had a beautiful garden and lawn ornaments. Today a lawn ornaments popped up on Wish of a gnome and I couldnt help but think how much I miss grandma Ann.


My husband knows I don’t ask for things. I don’t let my wants be known. I will however mention needs. Most of the time I take care of everything by myself. My husband noticed I complained how col...


December 11, 2022

Over the holiday music in Life

If you ever hear me cussing on the way to inside my house it’s because Christmas music is playing. All I want is for the music to stop! Sorry to my neighbor I wasn’t cussing you saying eff you.. ...


I tried to go shopping. Mom reminded me it’s dad’s death anniversary. “He died on Christmas ya how.” According to her How dare I try to buy Christmas presents for my friends. She rang me 2 to 3 t...


December 08, 2022

Their therapist needs therapy in Life

For some reason I am oddly complimented that my 3 best friends all have therapists which means I may not know it but the psychiatrist knows all about me and my life may be secretly disturbed. I a...


December 08, 2022

Kitty distraction at work in Life

Someone yesterday abandoned the most adorable tabby cat at work. Even though I have 4 cats I was tempted to bring the stray home. I was so grateful a lady at work adopted the kitten after it was ...


December 07, 2022

Free cats kidnapping in Life

There is no doubt Jeffrey Dahmer could have kidnap me..all he have to put is free kittens on the side of his van and simply wait..


December 07, 2022

How I feel better in Life

On days I feel worthless I like to look up how much my body parts are worth on the black market. Seeing those prices surprises me and makes me realize I am worth more than I thought. I know its g...


My dad died December 9th 2018. I have been asking her for years to get him a tombstone she keeps telling me as long as he doesn’t have a tombstone his death isn’t permanent. My mom doesn’t even v...


December 05, 2022

My Christmas wish in Life

I was asked what I wanted for Christmas. I couldn’t put one more dad with my father,grief counseling and a tombstone for my dad’s grave. Dad’s death anniversary is coming. This is just to hard.. ...


December 03, 2022

Sexist comments at mechanic shop in Life

Dear men.. if a woman comes to your shop don’t ask why her husband didn’t bring the car in. You are a good mechanic but your friends said it was strange for a women to care enough about their car...


My husband Talan cussed me out today because mom’s hair accidentally got on his work shirt. My mom is 67. Her hair is dry brittle known to fall out. Well when my husband isn’t home during my naps...


December 02, 2022

Car broke down in Life

I regret waking up today..If I look like a mess I am sorry. I didn’t get to brush my hair before my car before my car broke down. Good news is the mechanic is a mile away from my house so I can w...


November 30, 2022

The shoes smell! in Life

My husband had me buy him new shoes sent the smelly ones home for me to wash. I am just imagining a thief stealing this bag at the mall opening the box and simply throwing up due to the smell.. n...


November 29, 2022

Loneliness kills them inside in Life

People talk to you because they are lonely.. their home life’s are cold and sometimes the kindness of a stranger gets them through their day.. you might see them as annoying but that conversation...


November 26, 2022

Husband got me sick in Life

My husband has been sick I was drinking my Pepsi for him to inform me that he drank out of my drink while I was asleep to help raise my immunity. It was to late my asshole husband gave me his col...


November 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving everyone in Life

My husband complained about me working on Thanksgiving till he learned today instead $10 an hour I will be paid $15 an hour to serve breakfast. It went from the importance of family to hell yeah ...


November 23, 2022

No rest for the wicked in Life

So I wake up at 4 am every morning to serve breakfast at the hotel. I start cooking food at 5 am. My husband knows I worked 5 am to 2:30 today. He didn’t have to work until 6 this afternoon. My h...


November 21, 2022

The great fall in Life

I need better lights on my porch! Tonight I walked up on the porch was trying to find the shoe scrubber I stumbled in the dark tripped on the snow shovel and almost flipped myself head first off ...


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