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The shoes smell! in Life

My husband had me buy him new shoes sent the smelly ones home for me to wash. I am just imagining a thief stealing this bag at the mall opening the box and simply throwing up due to the smell.. n...


People talk to you because they are lonely.. their home life’s are cold and sometimes the kindness of a stranger gets them through their day.. you might see them as annoying but that conversation...


6 days ago

Husband got me sick in Life

My husband has been sick I was drinking my Pepsi for him to inform me that he drank out of my drink while I was asleep to help raise my immunity. It was to late my asshole husband gave me his col...


November 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving everyone in Life

My husband complained about me working on Thanksgiving till he learned today instead $10 an hour I will be paid $15 an hour to serve breakfast. It went from the importance of family to hell yeah ...


November 24, 2022

No rest for the wicked in Life

So I wake up at 4 am every morning to serve breakfast at the hotel. I start cooking food at 5 am. My husband knows I worked 5 am to 2:30 today. He didn’t have to work until 6 this afternoon. My h...


November 22, 2022

The great fall in Life

I need better lights on my porch! Tonight I walked up on the porch was trying to find the shoe scrubber I stumbled in the dark tripped on the snow shovel and almost flipped myself head first off ...


So I have irrational fear of soups and stews. Years ago when I was 15 years old Tommy dated a girl named Tina. Tina was a kind person but her house had a cockroach infestation. Her cockatiels wou...


November 19, 2022

Every month pmdd destroys me in Life

Endometriosis is miserable pain. It makes you depressed,you want to sleep you are super depressed but you got to fake a smile and keep working. Pain pills don’t work,doctors don’t listen. Every m...


Depression during the holidays is hard. You got to smile even though your heart cries. Please don’t forget the holidays is hard because all they want for Christmas is the family that has passed o...


November 18, 2022

Terrified by Tweety in Life

I wore a pair of slip proof Tweety Bird socks out of the bedroom for Ash to fluff up hiss and try to attack my feet. I had no idea Ash was afraid of Tweety Bird. He has been running and hiding fr...


I was told by a doctor who scanned my heart he thought I had a heart attack. I went to the hospital to get the enzymes in my heart checked to discover that I didn’t have a heart attack. What actu...


Two days ago I tried to get in the hospital to get checked for chest pain. My husband got impatient when he was sitting with me he wanted to go home. The emergency room 2 days ago was chaotic an...


November 15, 2022

The jokes on me in Life

I was trying sync headphones i realized what my phone’s name is.. when I try to sync ear buds to my phone it says the Titanic is syncing…what was I thinking when I chose it’s name?


November 15, 2022

Use my ashes in a prank? in Life

My best friend Tella of 16 years was talking earlier about cremating me once I pass and shaking the dirt screaming I got a jar of dirt guess who’s inside it.. about the time I thought she could...


November 15, 2022

Catnip plus tuna equals a nap in Life

My cats thought they were going to keep me awake tonight.. I decided tuna and cat nip ought to keep them busy enough for me to sleep. The next room is suddenly very quiet. All the cats are rollin...


November 14, 2022

I got a jar of dirt..lol in Life

I was talking on the phone about I need 7 friends to carry my coffin when I die. Tella told me no she wants me cremated so she can shake my jar screaming “I got a jar of dirt! Guess who’s inside...


November 13, 2022

Cuss out fight while driving in Life

According to my husband a person who has wrecked and totaled multiple cars is a safer driver compared to a driver who only got in 1 wreck. He totaled my car when we first started dating never tri...


November 12, 2022

Cat saved me in Life

Ash saved me today. My phone was dead so no alarm. He knows the time I get up so he scratch at the door and meowed till I got up.. I need to get extra cat treats for my fuzzy little alarm clock. ...


I was going to work today at 4 thirty am but I had to dive into a ditch today with my car for a person’s safety.. please do the world as favor don’t wear all black and pull a Five Nights at Fredd...


I told my husband to check the oil on the car that it has been leaking really bad lately and that I think we will need to replace some tires because of a air leak. I told him no long trips until ...


November 09, 2022

Free Thanksgiving dinner in Life

The hotel I work for offered to pay for me and my family to have Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner. I of course am delighted by the idea. I am not entirely sure what comes with this dinner but I ...


November 08, 2022

The drama of the truck in Life

I was given a 1998 Sonoma in 2014 by my mother in law Dee. My husband, I, Dee and my parents took turns paying thousands trying to stop that truck from randomly shutting off in traffic. Tons of m...


November 06, 2022

Infertile and left out in Life

Everytime I see a child my uterus cries my brain tells it to be quiet. My biological clock is so loud but my infertility speaks louder. Sometimes I just want to cry. Maybe I am just meant to be t...


My husband’s mother Dee has helped us before when we were in tight spots. She has saved us many times from homelessness by paying our rent. She only ask us to pay her back if she is struggling. W...


November 03, 2022

If I won the lottery in Life

If I won the lottery I would claim it anonymously. My husband wants to go on a shopping spree immediately. I would buy a trailer park,laundry mat and a vending machine service. Keep all workers a...


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