IAmAWotsit ⋅ 57

I'm in the UK, aged 57, working f/t self-employed. Instagram: stickybear5660. Lives with a hard working brilliant and gorgeous old fart I happily call my hubby and a large collection of teddies and other softies! HUGE animal/women/LGBTQ+ supporter. Hates any form of animal cruelty. Totally apathetic to religion/politics. Loves Carte D'Or rum/raisin ice cream, Alien Mugler perfume. Weirdo sense of humour!

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?!

Myself!

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January 26, 2022

It's Flat I Tell Ya! in Block

https://twitter.com/i/status/1486355045654437888 For all you people insisting the earth is a ball, the Earth’s surface is 70% water. That water is uncarbonated. Therefore, the Earth is flat!


January 26, 2022

OMG! Seriously Embarrassing! in Block

I’ve just wished a lady on Twitter happy 79th birthday and sent the Tweet then realized about 5 minutes later I’d wished her happy 789th! Had to send another Tweet super-fast to apologize! HA HA ...


January 26, 2022

Am I the only one?! in Block

Katie Price, Colleen Nolan, Hairy and Migraine, I mean Harry and Meghan, Randy Andy, I mean ‘’Prince’‘ Andrew, Ant and Dec, Amanda Holden, Kardassians, various viruses, Boris Johnson. The list of...


January 26, 2022

Photo! in Block

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJ9tvGEWUAccqfH?format=jpg&name=small It must be really cold in the fridge!


January 25, 2022

Texas Jane, Joke. in Block

Texas Jane is a rough and ready woman who can hold her own in any physical fight or gun fight with any men, she’s a tough old broad, broken and bruised many times over the years but still going s...


January 24, 2022

OK Own Up! in Block

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT174PEQecWBAiwXHQH24RcMfxlK3QJcCmL_g&usqp=CAU Where exactly did Sunday go and how comes it escaped so fast?!


January 23, 2022

Escapee On The Loose! in Block

I’m crying with laughter! It made a very brave escape from it’s captors! Poor thing must have been terrified! Pity it didn’t get any further than a hedge but it had a good few hours out! BBC News...


Be warned! Earlier this morning I tried to join womenonlyforum.com I filled in a few details and they said they’d send me a conformation/registration email link, which they did. I clocked onto i...


January 19, 2022

Soooon...! in Block

Not sure exactly when, but soon hubster and I will finally be able to close up shop and take a well needed few days off! We’ll book into a cute little B&B and do touristy things! https://www....


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January 17, 2022

Medieval Life Part 2 in Block


January 17, 2022

Medieval Life in Block

I was born in the wrong era…I’ve been fascinated with Medieval life for years. I want to go back.


January 16, 2022

I Had An Urge! in Block

I’m not a big choccy fan but today I just HAD to have one! 60p well spent me thinks! https://hips.hearstapps.com/del.h-cdn.co/assets/16/03/1453313340-736336-10151194912375079-477116667-o.jpg


January 15, 2022

Confusing! in Block

I was told that the son who attacked his mum is now back home and mum is too but then I’ve just been told that mum is still in the hospital and son is…don’t know where…but his brother, who lives ...


January 15, 2022

I DID IT! in Block

I just deleted my Facebook account! Bye-bye Zuckie-boy! https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/3/52/157885992-dareyou.png


Hubby lost his reading glasses last night, he’s like me in the way he can’t do anything without his glasses. Turned the flat upside-down looking for them, under furniture seat cushions, all rooms...


January 14, 2022

I'm Proud To Be Jailed! in Block

This is Bích Phương. It looks about 12. On Facebook it’s been repeatedly posting, in various public groups, porno videos etc. They are teens. I told it to get lost and stop posting slags. Absolut...


Apparently, the man who attacked his mum on the 10th January is now back home so my hubby will go around later today and see him.


January 12, 2022

That Was Weird! in Block

Had a ton of parcels delivered to our shop, cardboard boxes from small to utterly gigantic and boxes inside boxes crammed with new stock. The flat above our shop has been empty for years, it was ...


January 10, 2022

I Feel Totally Creeped Out! in Block

We’re on the top floor and getting ready for work this morning just after 8:30 and saw a police van with flashers but no siren drive past slowly. We’re always having idiots here jumping into the ...


January 08, 2022

Clopped Around His Cake'ole! in Block

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I’m 56 and my hubby, M, aged 60 has one brother, J  aged 50 and one sister, R,  aged 57. M and I met in Sep 2007 and officially married  Feb 2011. At the time of me meeting them for the first tim...


December 31, 2021

Banned Marmite Advert! in Block

The cry-baby snowflakes had it banned because of connections with animal/child welfare! The entire advert is piggin’ hilarious! OK, I admit it, M’Lord, I have…TWO JARS of Marmite in my kitchen cu...


December 30, 2021

Dilyn! in Block

Anyone else think that gorgeous Dilyn looks hilariously funny flopped over the settee looking scruffy and snoring his head off?! https://scontent.fman4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/p180x540/270...


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