
IAmAWotsit ⋅ 57
I'm in the UK, aged 57, working f/t self-employed. Instagram: stickybear5660. Lives with a hard working brilliant and gorgeous old fart I happily call my hubby and a large collection of teddies and other softies! HUGE animal/women/LGBTQ+ supporter. Hates any form of animal cruelty. Totally apathetic to religion/politics. Loves Carte D'Or rum/raisin ice cream, Alien Mugler perfume. Weirdo sense of humour!
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?!
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It’s 3:30 pm and it has been dead quiet here at work again today, with three visitors and no sales so I’m cashing up and buggering off 1/2 early! I’M GOIN’ HOME! I’M GOIN’ HOME! WACKA-WACKA-WACKA...
https://www.drinksupermarket.com/media/catalog/product/cache/0288c1cb4e2e8b328879830e17ef5901/i/r/irish-meadow-liqueur-70cl.jpg Me thinks tomorrow night I’m going to grab 2 HUGE glasses of this ...
I’m at work again but it’s so quiet out there I feel like just going home! It’s only 1:28 pm and I made a sale this morning at about 10 but that’s it, it’s like a graveyard out there again! It al...
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Snickers-broken.png It’s 12:26 pm. Is it too early for a Snickers?!
Another ‘’religious’‘ nut that got EXACLTY what he deserved! https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dd87b0ca4596edf35f60b43b9e6d6173-lq
Happy Day! in Block
Two good things happened today! 1-my Blue Badge came through the post after my 1st one expired. 2-As I do literally hundreds of online surveys each week, I was awarded a payout today that they se...
Another Instagram Post By Me! in Block
https://www.instagram.com/p/CaO_KjWsCbu/
They're Back With Mum! in Block
On Thursday we got an unexpected and right at the last minute text from Karen asking if we can look after her doggies again, as we had several times before over the years. Bobby the big jet black...
Celebrated! in Block
We closed our shop yesterday, 17th February as it was our 11th wedding anniversary…15 years all combined in September so we had the day off and had a nice dinner at a truck/coach stop then went i...
Here’s what my hubby got me for Valentines Day! A bottle of Irish Meadow, a gorgeous diary/organizer and Dumpie the dino! I love them all! Thanks a bunch, sweetie! X https://www.instagram.com/p/C...
Hubby and I each had two vac shots months ago, this morning we each had the booster. He is male, aged sixty and the nurse asked him on the form if he’s pregnant or breastfeeding! HA! https://encr...
Do you suffer from agonizing leg cramps? Eat 1 or 2 teaspoons of yellow mustard just before bed. It contains acetic acid. It certainly helped me last night! https://preview.redd.it/4dei0ypa3zh81....
Hilarious Dream Last Night! in Block
So I’d left the house during the early evening to go to the local shop to grab something for dinner, leaving hubby at home getting the ovens etc. ready. It was snowing heavily and laying really t...
That Was Magical! in Block
After suffering from horrendous leg cramps for 3 days and nights in a row because of menopausal stuff, I was so mentally and physically exhausted after it stopped me from getting any proper sleep...
The Witches of Taberoux in Block
Hubby and I both fascinated with the Pendle and Salem Witches, Matthew Hopkins and other such people of those eras. We’ve driven around Pendle and the place where Hopkins was born in Essex, and i...
Leg Cramp! in Block
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FK1xE7_XIAEv3Y2?format=jpg&name=medium When you’re at work dealing with customers and your soddin’ right leg suddenly cramps up, not just a bit but FULL ON and you...
I’ve just found this brilliant site called https://allpoetry.com to post my poems on. Only posted 2 and have got 2 Followers already after being on there for about 15 minutes! I’m under the name ...
What’s the one thing you REALLY hate doing? I can’t abide washing out butter tubs! Greasy! UGH! Meh! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKq5Kg7WQAE-eiN?format=png&name=360x360
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZeAlq2MQxu/
Not my photo as it came out all dark! We were directly in front of Eric yesterday after coming back from a day in Kirkby Lonsdale! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKa3Nw9WQAAkSBJ?format=png&name=...
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZTvhOLLcck/ About to bung cheese and mushroom on toast in the oven last night for hubby and realized there’s a sloth looking at me!
I’ve got one of these pure white hats and I think I should stick a couple of large black and white beady wobbly plastic eyes on the rim for special effects! https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&a...
Armin Shimerman is a legend!
Another Weird Dream Last Night! in Block
No idea which area I was in but I was deep in the woods, miles from anywhere like Owl’s Head in Vermont and there was a man with me, don’t know who and we were in a clearing and just looking arou...