IAmAWotsit ⋅ 57
I'm in the UK, aged 57, working f/t self-employed. Instagram: stickybear5660. Lives with a hard working brilliant and gorgeous old fart I happily call my hubby and a large collection of teddies and other softies! HUGE animal/women/LGBTQ+ supporter. Hates any form of animal cruelty. Totally apathetic to religion/politics. Loves Carte D'Or rum/raisin ice cream, Alien Mugler perfume. Weirdo sense of humour!
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?!
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Cancelled. in Block
Two or three times a year hubby and I doggy sit Lord Bobby the huge jet black Lab and his sister, Lady Stitch, the light brown curly Labradoodle …’‘the babes’‘ as we call them…while their real fa...
It Was Beautiful! in Block
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQDjHMgXMAUhgQY?format=png&name=small Hubby and I are both registered members of @RSPBEngland and yesterday we went to @Natures_Voice Leighton Moss Reservation. B...
Brilliant! in Block
Just had sheets of thick hailstones come down! Beautiful!
It’s 10:01 am here at work and as much as I love my job…so it’s lucky I’m f/t self-employed… I don’t want to be here today! My left shoulder is in a lot of pain again from constantly using my com...
Absolute Monster She Is! in Block
All names here have been changed. Well, I knew loopy Lizzie was a bit of a psychotic bitch at times, she’s proven that many times over the years but I didn’t know just how much until yesterday! ...
True Fact! in Block
Lobsters have no vocal cords so to communicate they pee on each other’s heads/faces!
Total Opposites. in Block
So we’ve got that annoying, self-obsessed talentless brainless dried up old slag-bag, Katie Price in the papers/on the internet each and every day again droning on about her latest creepy squeeze...
Good Days Off! in Block
So, after we closed our shop for a week and just took time off on day trips, hubby and I then booked into a brilliant B&B in Pickering for 2 days/nights and 1 morning. We went to Barter Books...
Murdered Husband! in Block
So, hubby and I were hilariously discussing yesterday who or what we’d like to be in our next reincarnation. He said ‘’ I know you love rhino’s so why don’t you come back as one? You’ve already ...
Waterstones in Block
I was at Waterstones in Durham yesterday and bought this gorgeous bookmarks set for only £6.99. I love them! https://cdn.waterstones.com/override/v1/large/5035/3934/5035393403027.jpg
When you suddenly wake up, it’s 8:15 am, you scream because you’re late for work so you quickly shove your two daily blood pressure pills down your throat with milk, but without breakfast and hav...
https://productimages.worldofbooks.com/0590554824.jpg I was reading The Baby-sitter at 2:45 this morning while guzzling a glass of Irish Meadow Irish Cream, then because I was so engrossed in the...
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkXRljkGjSQELsHjIfEIGwmLCjIybj0AZbgnTJMLlqLIglhiKy OMG! I’m sooo excited! In a few days’ time, I’m finally being able to buy a cash till for ...
Soon I’m going to be buying criminal psychology Chris Carter books on Amazon, including a 9 book set! After reading The Executioner and The Crucifix Killer, I’m now totally addicted to Detective’...
Last night my hubby called me a fat old cow so I told him I’m not, I’m actually an obese elderly bovine! He was on the floor laughing!
Thank You, Mr Khan! in Block
Sadiq Khan to give ‘menopause leave’ to staff and allow extra work breaks.
I installed Wordle/Wordie whatever on my mobile and uninstalled it 5 minutes later! One of the most utterly boring things EVER! I could easily fall into a coma playing it!
Bragging Rights! in Block
After hubby beat me a whopping NINE times in a row at Monopoly, last night I got revenge! The entire game started off really well anyway, both regularly getting dice doubles/triples one after ano...
When we go on holiday soon we’ll DEFINITELY be buying a cash register for our shop! I’ve got a small metal cash box in my desk drawer and I write receipts by hand and also whatever is being bough...
Holiday Time Soon! in Block
It’s 1:51 pm here at work and as it was yesterday, there’s basically nobody out there, dead quiet. We had absolutely nobody in our shop yesterday, no customers, no sales, I was completely bored s...
Revolting Hubby! in Block
Sat in Specsavers 28th Feb. Still have to wear masks in there. I burped. Whispered to hubby ‘’UGH! When you burp but it has nowhere to go so it stays where it is, pong is vile!’‘ He whispered bac...
https://www.instagram.com/p/CakGtgSMXXZ/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CakHJdDsDHS/ I bought this Waylon autobiography and notebook and Waylon’s Fender Telecaster guitar magnet from Amazon! Love t...
Fantastic! in Block
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cag9i2GMBQq/ Being a member of Twitter and Twitter Insiders UK, I’m always filling in each and every one of the surveys and they emailed me to say I’d won a prize! On...
GOOD NEWS! in Block
The elderly lady that was beaten up by her son and hospitalized a few weeks back, she’s just come into our shop, on a walking stick, with a male Arab who has been living with her for a while as h...
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Mouth Burned! in Block
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-TPD9wvgL.AC.jpg Whenever my legs cramp up, which is regular because of the menopause, I always take 1/2 teaspoon of Colman’s Mustard as it usually eases th...
