IAmAWotsit ⋅ 57

I'm in the UK, aged 57, working f/t self-employed. Instagram: stickybear5660. Lives with a hard working brilliant and gorgeous old fart I happily call my hubby and a large collection of teddies and other softies! HUGE animal/women/LGBTQ+ supporter. Hates any form of animal cruelty. Totally apathetic to religion/politics. Loves Carte D'Or rum/raisin ice cream, Alien Mugler perfume. Weirdo sense of humour!

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?!

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April 13, 2022

Cancelled. in Block

Two or three times a year hubby and I doggy sit Lord Bobby the huge jet black Lab and his sister, Lady Stitch, the light brown curly Labradoodle …’‘the babes’‘ as we call them…while their real fa...


April 11, 2022

It Was Beautiful! in Block

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQDjHMgXMAUhgQY?format=png&name=small Hubby and I are both registered members of @RSPBEngland and yesterday we went to @Natures_Voice Leighton Moss Reservation. B...


April 08, 2022

Brilliant! in Block

Just had sheets of thick hailstones come down! Beautiful!


April 07, 2022

Meh! in Block

It’s 10:01 am here at work and as much as I love my job…so it’s lucky I’m f/t self-employed… I don’t want to be here today! My left shoulder is in a lot of pain again from constantly using my com...


April 04, 2022

Absolute Monster She Is! in Block

All names here have been changed. Well, I knew loopy Lizzie was a bit of a psychotic bitch at times, she’s proven that many times over the years but I didn’t know just how much until yesterday! ...


April 01, 2022

True Fact! in Block

Lobsters have no vocal cords so to communicate they pee on each other’s heads/faces!


March 29, 2022

Total Opposites. in Block

So we’ve got that annoying, self-obsessed talentless brainless dried up old slag-bag, Katie Price in the papers/on the internet each and every day again droning on about her latest creepy squeeze...


March 28, 2022

Good Days Off! in Block

So, after we closed our shop for a week and just took time off on day trips, hubby and I then booked into a brilliant B&B in Pickering for 2 days/nights and 1 morning. We went to Barter Books...


March 28, 2022

Murdered Husband! in Block

So, hubby and I were hilariously discussing yesterday who or what we’d like to be in our next reincarnation. He said ‘’ I know you love rhino’s so why don’t you come back as one? You’ve already ...


March 28, 2022

Waterstones in Block

I was at Waterstones in Durham yesterday and bought this gorgeous bookmarks set for only £6.99. I love them! https://cdn.waterstones.com/override/v1/large/5035/3934/5035393403027.jpg


March 13, 2022

MEH! in Block

When you suddenly wake up, it’s 8:15 am, you scream because you’re late for work so you quickly shove your two daily blood pressure pills down your throat with milk, but without breakfast and hav...


March 12, 2022

Hic! in Block

https://productimages.worldofbooks.com/0590554824.jpg I was reading The Baby-sitter at 2:45 this morning while guzzling a glass of Irish Meadow Irish Cream, then because I was so engrossed in the...


March 12, 2022

Tills! in Block

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkXRljkGjSQELsHjIfEIGwmLCjIybj0AZbgnTJMLlqLIglhiKy OMG! I’m sooo excited! In a few days’ time, I’m finally being able to buy a cash till for ...


March 10, 2022

Books! in Block

Soon I’m going to be buying criminal psychology Chris Carter books on Amazon, including a 9 book set! After reading The Executioner and The Crucifix Killer, I’m now totally addicted to Detective’...


March 09, 2022

Hubby! in Block

Last night my hubby called me a fat old cow so I told him I’m not, I’m actually an obese elderly bovine! He was on the floor laughing!


March 09, 2022

Thank You, Mr Khan! in Block

Sadiq Khan to give ‘menopause leave’ to staff and allow extra work breaks.


March 07, 2022

Meh! in Block

I installed Wordle/Wordie whatever on my mobile and uninstalled it 5 minutes later! One of the most utterly boring things EVER! I could easily fall into a coma playing it!


March 07, 2022

Bragging Rights! in Block

After hubby beat me a whopping NINE times in a row at Monopoly, last night I got revenge! The entire game started off really well anyway, both regularly getting dice doubles/triples one after ano...


March 04, 2022

Till. in Block

When we go on holiday soon we’ll DEFINITELY be buying a cash register for our shop! I’ve got a small metal cash box in my desk drawer and I write receipts by hand and also whatever is being bough...


March 04, 2022

Holiday Time Soon! in Block

It’s 1:51 pm here at work and as it was yesterday, there’s basically nobody out there, dead quiet. We had absolutely nobody in our shop yesterday, no customers, no sales, I was completely bored s...


March 03, 2022

Revolting Hubby! in Block

Sat in Specsavers 28th Feb. Still have to wear masks in there. I burped. Whispered to hubby ‘’UGH! When you burp but it has nowhere to go so it stays where it is, pong is vile!’‘ He whispered bac...


March 01, 2022

Amazon. in Block

https://www.instagram.com/p/CakGtgSMXXZ/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CakHJdDsDHS/ I bought this Waylon autobiography and notebook and Waylon’s Fender Telecaster guitar magnet from Amazon! Love t...


February 28, 2022

Fantastic! in Block

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cag9i2GMBQq/ Being a member of Twitter and Twitter Insiders UK, I’m always filling in each and every one of the surveys and they emailed me to say I’d won a prize! On...


February 26, 2022

GOOD NEWS! in Block

The elderly lady that was beaten up by her son and hospitalized a few weeks back, she’s just come into our shop, on a walking stick, with a male Arab who has been living with her for a while as h...


https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51-TPD9wvgL.AC.jpg Whenever my legs cramp up, which is regular because of the menopause, I always take 1/2 teaspoon of Colman’s Mustard as it usually eases th...


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