IAmAWotsit ⋅ 57

I'm in the UK, aged 57, working f/t self-employed. Instagram: stickybear5660. Lives with a hard working brilliant and gorgeous old fart I happily call my hubby and a large collection of teddies and other softies! HUGE animal/women/LGBTQ+ supporter. Hates any form of animal cruelty. Totally apathetic to religion/politics. Loves Carte D'Or rum/raisin ice cream, egg and sausage sandwiches, Alien Mugler perfume. Weirdo sense of humour!

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?!

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https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/packaging-machine-rolls-bubble-wrap-packaging-finished-products-packaging-machine-rolls-bubble-wrap-166591307.jpg We had a huge dose of torrential rain here last n...


2 days ago

Found It! in Block

So, just over a week ago my hubby lost his house keys. On his ring were the 2 house door keys and 1 key for our shop. He knew they were in the flat somewhere so he borrowed mine and had copies ma...


2 days ago

I'm Baaaack! in Block

I had to take off work on the 14th of May because of the bug, I could barely get out of bed with it because it hit my back and rheumatoid so hubby kindly ran the shop for me and kept records of s...


6 days ago

I NEED It! in Block

I’m still being dragged through the cold bug; it was beginning to ease off yesterday but then the bastard came back with a vengeance! At the moment my head and face are still pounding and aching ...


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSYTH6KWUAA_c3r?format=jpg&name=small Me: Sir Roger, why exactly are you rummaging around in my wallet? Sir Roger: I’m making sure it’s not full of fluff dust an...


May 09, 2022

OMG! in Block

Lovely surprise! Just took 15 minutes break from work, went to Spar for dinner to have back at work, took £10.00 from my wallet to pay and found a £5.00 note I’d forgotten about!


May 09, 2022

In The Middle! in Block

When you and your hubby have both got stinking bad colds and you don’t want to go to work but have to go. You want to stay in and drink tea and sleep but also you want to go to work to get some a...


May 06, 2022

One Size Fits All? in Block

https://twitter.com/HilsdenFarty/status/1522574625594658817/photo/1 My newest handbag! Because no matter how many clothes say ‘’One Size Fits All’‘, you’re never too fat for a handbag!


May 05, 2022

Oh, Poo! in Block

As much as I love my job…luckily I’m self-employed…I really don’t want to be here at work today! I just want to sleep and drink fizzy things! The menopause is ganging up on me again! https://pbs...


May 04, 2022

Dindins! in Block

For dinner tonight I’m having an egg, Marmite, grated cheese, tom sauce and vinegar sandwich, washed down with a glass of unsweetened soya milk! My hubby says I’m truly sick and should be exorcis...


I had a hideous dream last night. I was working in a charity shop. I was in the back staff area and it was small and really crowded. There was me, the female manager and 3 other volunteers. We we...


Hubby and I both had a crappy night last night. He was knackered from running a 3-day exhibition and also giving student classes for 3 days in a row and driving to other areas for other stuff. He...


April 30, 2022

I Was Battered, I Tell Ya! in Block

Hubby and I are holding an exhibition at a Parish Hall from Saturday 29th April to 2nd May. As we were there last night with our employee, from 7-9, I went limping in on my walking stick and just...


April 29, 2022

So Now We Know! in Block

The reason a groom carries his bride over the threshold is that it’s an old custom going back to Roman times. If she trips while walking over then demons and bad luck will be released, so he carr...


April 29, 2022

Oh Yum! in Block

It’s 2:05 pm and not had anyone in our shop today at all! I’m so bored I bought myself a Magnum! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRg4ob4XoAMUQVS?format=png&name=small


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April 28, 2022

FINISHED AT LAST! in Block

It’s 10:31 am and spent the entire 26th 27th and this morning April at our shop re-pricing/removing previous price stickers literally hundreds of tubs from 10g to 100g and sticking on the tops ou...


April 26, 2022

Deleted. in Block

As much as I love Twitter and have been on there most days since joining in March 2021, I might just delete my account if that vile creepy little man, Elton Misk or whatever his stupid name is, t...


April 25, 2022

Meh! in Block

I’m not feeling too good today! I had a rough night with the leg cramps again so stuffed myself silly with paracetamol and ate two, 1/2 teaspoons of Colman’s Mustard to ease it. It’s menopause ca...


April 25, 2022

Weirdo! in Block

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRLV-XNXIAAXlz5?format=png&name=small Anyone here on Instagram, warning. I got a DM from h4tfuu3vlncarterjoseph Brian. Starting off calling me ‘’bro’‘ even though...


I’m following her on Twitter @deboc77 https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/2786005185/1643888603/1500x500


April 21, 2022

Book Obsessions! in Block

I’m 3/4 the way through The Dangerous Kind by Deborah O’Connor. It’s about domestic abuse of women and paedophilia by big-name famous blokes and there are twists and turns left right and centre! ...


April 19, 2022

Runes! in Block

Not long back when we went to the Jorvik Viking Centre in York, I bought this gorgeous set of Runes for £19.25. Finally used them for the first time yesterday! I did the Triple for Past Present ...


https://blackwells.co.uk/jacket/l/9781785762093.jpg It’s absolutely piggin’ brilliant!


I really don’t know where to put myself! I know that on the 29th of April I’m going to be 57 and not the only woman going through monsterpause… I mean menopause …! Since I hit 42. Yesterday I ha...


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