Boomer ⋅ 66

Retired factory worker. Single, Atheist and Liberal.

FIDO. Fuck It, Drive On.

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October 26, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain He goes to the clerk and says “Hello, I’d like to purchase a new brain”. The clerk replies with “Sure, here are some of our brains we have on sal...


October 25, 2021

So FEW Become Stars in Ok,Boomer

Watching the tv program CASTLE for 8 seasons now. I am looking up the many actors that guest star and so few are recognizable as being anything NOW. Few KNOWN names. It’s made me realize that so ...


I lost my job of 43 years back in March. Roughly 7 months ago. Since then I have been trying to “get over” it. Adapt and reinvent myself. Find my way with the unintentional retirement gig. I knew...


October 24, 2021

Lessons Late Learned in Ok,Boomer

Stop looking back. When the event ends; when the affair is over, when that part of your life is finished, look forward and don’t look back. When the divorce papers were signed, don’t try to have ...


October 24, 2021

Insane Amount Of Rain in Ok,Boomer

Where I live in the midwest USA, we are having a massive amount of rain. My roof leaks and I am scheduled to get it reshingled next week. I am looking at the weather radar and see that massive st...


October 24, 2021

Big Smile Watching This in Ok,Boomer

https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansBeingBros/comments/qexdpz/sportsmanship/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3


October 24, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

An elderly lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s don...


October 24, 2021

Appearances in Ok,Boomer

My current prominent appearance feature is my beard. I started growing it in August. Again. I have a habit in recent years of growing a beard for half of the year then shaving my face and head....


October 23, 2021

American Double Standards in Ok,Boomer

I am an atheist but if you want to teach one religion, teach all. Teach lack of belief as well ;-)


October 23, 2021

Free Hat...;-) in Ok,Boomer

(Come on, you can figure this one out)


October 23, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from...


October 22, 2021

Just A Reminder... in Ok,Boomer


https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qdcd9b/try_not_to_look/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3


October 22, 2021

Mundanity in Ok,Boomer

Old Boomer stays in his house most of the time. I feel a hostage to my birds. I am so devoted to them. ;-) Fly free bitches! BUT ONLY IN THE HOUSE! I get the mail once a week. I have no interest ...


October 21, 2021

Joke (Groaner) in Ok,Boomer

A man meets his Tinder date at a carnival. “There’s so many games!” he said, “What do you wanna do?” “I wanna get weighed.” she says, shyly looking at the ground. They go to the GUESS-Your-WEIGHT...



October 21, 2021

Sympathetic Crying in Ok,Boomer

This is NOT a depressing journal entry. It is I believe, a celebration of one aspect of BEING HUMAN. Today I was watching an episode of the tv show, The Resident. I saw someone crying and I felt ...


October 21, 2021

RELIEF! in Ok,Boomer

I have been creating an anxious nightmare for myself worrying about getting the new roof. 3 more steps to get it: Permission from the Mobile Home Park manager, payment and the work done. Today wh...


This morning I have had to admit to myself that even at the age of 66, I still have a hungry heart. By that, I mean that I still yearn to be with a woman. Yet not in any situation where there is ...


I live in what used to be called a “trailer park”. “Trailers” were created in the late 1930s and took off as a necessity during the second world war. They were often made for the thousands of mig...


October 20, 2021

Max On Top in Ok,Boomer


I am Liberal/Left Wing in my views most of the time. I avoid arguing with the Right-wing aligned. Most of the time, I see arguing as a clash of egos. The last encounter I had with an anti-vaxxer ...


October 20, 2021

Roof etc in Ok,Boomer

Went to the mobile home park office yesterday and got an application for home improvement. It was straightforward. I had to fill it out with my horrible handwriting. It was humiliating and amusin...


October 19, 2021

Groaner Joke in Ok,Boomer

A woman is walking in a park when she sees two men working. One man digs a hole, the other fills it back in. The two men go to another spot, the first man digs another hole, and the second man fi...


October 19, 2021

Long Joke in Ok,Boomer

A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” Long “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answer ‘63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9 ...


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