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Retired factory worker. Single, Atheist and Liberal.

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November 07, 2021

Classic Fart Joke in Ok,Boomer

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them dearly, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat explosive effect on him. One day he met a gi...


November 07, 2021

joke in Ok,Boomer

A waiter walks up to a man and asks.. Waiter: “Sir, are you ready to order?” Man: “I am, but my wife is in the bathroom.” Waiter: “Well do you know what she’s having?” Man: “It’s been 10 minutes ...


November 07, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

It was in the news recently that Putin was visiting a school in Moscow to promote the nations power on the world wide stage. The children were allowed to ask questions before lunch. Little Alina ...


November 06, 2021

Liberal Joke in Ok,Boomer

A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus. While Jesus is showing him round, he spots a broken clock. “What’s that there for?” he asks. Jesus says “That’s Mother Teresa’s clock. It has never moved be...


November 06, 2021

Defining A Good Day For Me in Ok,Boomer

In a short chat with a distant friend, without thought I defined what a “good” day is for me. It is a matter of what is NOT. No. Nothings. No injuries. No illness. Nothing broken to be repaired...


November 05, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

So a little kid is going through his mothers purse and takes out her drivers lincense… his mother catches him reading it and mildly scolds him the kid says “but i learned so much about you from i...


November 05, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

A pastor asks if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for answered prayers. Susie Smith stands, walks to the podium, and says, “Two months ago my husband, Tom, had a terrible b...


November 05, 2021

Water Gratitude in Ok,Boomer

I finished washing my dishes this morning using 2 plastic tubs of water. After I finished I went rinse my hands off after cleaning the kitchen counter surfaces. No water. Immediately that saggi...


November 05, 2021

Wise Quote in Ok,Boomer


November 04, 2021

"Happy Holidays" in Ok,Boomer



I hope the moose was ok.


Recently I thought of the amount of food in my local ALDI store. It is smaller than many around here. Compact. Does not have the wide selection of many other grocery stores but plenty to me. I th...


I recently joined 2 Facebook groups of Senior Citizens. OLD PEOPLE. Over 65s. Predominantly Boomers. It is still very weird to think of myself as a “Senior Citizen”. In my mind I am young. I loo...


November 03, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

The President invites the Pope to lunch on a boat. The Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the pontiff’s hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind...


November 03, 2021

Another Groaner in Ok,Boomer

There was once an island kingdom whose people were all fabulously wealthy. Even though they could have afforded to live anywhere they wanted, tradition dictated they stay on their tiny island hom...


November 03, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm. “I’d like to buy a horth” He says to the owner of the farm. “What sort of horse?” Said the owner. “A female horth” The dwarf replies. So the owner s...


November 02, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferra...


November 02, 2021

Made Me Smile in Ok,Boomer

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November 02, 2021

Groaner in Ok,Boomer

Joe the dyslexic cop gets pulled into the captain’s office… Joe the dyslexic cop gets pulled into the captain’s office, where he is read the riot act. The captain says, “You’re a good cop, but th...


November 02, 2021

Ok Horror Fans in Ok,Boomer


November 01, 2021

This Is A VERY SICK JOKE in Ok,Boomer

(Which is why I laughed so hard) My little daughter came to me all excited, shrieking, “Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I’ll be in October!” Playing along, I laughed, “Oh I don’t know princess, why d...


November 01, 2021

Getting A Grip Again in Ok,Boomer

Sometimes I find myself sliding into the luxury of the pit inside. The pit whence depression rises from. When that happens, I have to kick at those clawing tentacles, kick my own ass and get myse...


October 31, 2021

Joke in Ok,Boomer

Wife stops husband from doing what he wants Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Edna always rep...


October 31, 2021

Roofers Came Today in Ok,Boomer

Roofers came at 8:00. Stood around waiting for their comrades. ALL are hispanic and 1 speaks English. Barely. I have to be careful about any bigoted feelings. I am friendly to them. Communicate l...


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