Linguistical Architect ⋅

I have always had more dread of a pen, a bottle of ink, and a sheet of paper, than of a sword or pistol.

Look at them now. Look at what they do while I record these words. Hah.

Frank Herbert, God Emperor of Dune

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“If Tucker Carlson Didn’t Want To Get Mobbed In His Own Home, Then Why Did He Disagree With Us?“

5 days ago

Non-Response in Vagary

At some subjective point, I have accepted as much foolishness as I am going to accept. At that point, there is really no going back. Take care.

“Right now: People are gathering in Times Square to protest President Trump’s firing of Jeff Sessions. The rally will begin here, with a march down 7th Ave. to Union Square.” -Rachel Holliday Smi...

6 days ago

Legacy in Vagary

You are weirdly angry at someone who has done you no wrong.

6 days ago

Spotted in Vagary

Well, hello. What are you doing there? C’mon, now, talk to me. Don’t sit in the shadows. Don’t skulk and whisper and scheme. I see you there, now. I’ve smoked you out. It’s a strange place we wal...


6 days ago

Flip a Desk in Vagary

I can’t do this shit anymore.

Mass shootings have almost nothing to do with our violent crime rates. If you want to address violent crimes, you’re going to have to start addressing the inner cities and their populations. And ...

7 days ago

Oll Korrect in Inspiring Rage

“Republicans lost the popular vote in Senate races by over 15 percentage points, but still gained two seats. Our country is not a democracy.” -Amanda Marcotte You are correct, sir. Two for two. O...

7 days ago

Blue Splash in Inspiring Rage

Well how about that? Guess all the ridiculous, childish shenanigans of the left have backfired on them, huh? All that anger and rage the media was drumming up about Trump, the pussy hats, the Kav...

November 06, 2018

Resignation in Vagary

I fear you are right. But once dehydration kicks in, delusions are inevitable. The last desperate gasp will be given in joyful exultation of finding a fresh spring, delicious, cool, and sweet. Un...

November 06, 2018

Talk Around the Problem in Vagary

We’ll just pretend it’s not there. Even though we both know it is. A shared laugh. An anticipated moment. Nothing going on. If you ignore it, it will go away. Right?

November 05, 2018

Lolz. No. in Vagary

Not even no. Fuck, no. Are you high?

November 02, 2018

Standing in Inspiring Rage

Somebody should explain the concept of standing to these asshat invaders marching on our border. Like the fact that they have none while standing hundreds of miles from U.S. soil. If Trump isn’t ...

November 01, 2018

This Close in Vagary

November 01, 2018

Yawn in Vagary

Boy, that late afternoon slump.

November 01, 2018

Melty Trigger in Inspiring Rage

8:00 AM: I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptu...

November 01, 2018

November 1st in Vagary

I have not forgotten. Today is the day you’re back in your office. I am still here. Patiently waiting.

November 01, 2018

Down Into the Briny Deep in Vagary

Play me a dirge, Matey While down she goes Into the depths Beneath the ebb and the flows

October 31, 2018

Childish Tantrums in Vagary

Thank you for your prompt response.

October 31, 2018

Methods in Vagary

False hope is the best kind of mental torture.

October 31, 2018

Flip a Switch in Vagary

Ok. I’ll play.

October 30, 2018

Odd in Vagary

Hey. Look at the time. Weird.

October 29, 2018

Rhetoric in Inspiring Rage

“I would rather not hear any more lectures about ‘rhetoric’ from journalists who thought that gleefully printing and spreading insane, false gang rape allegations against Justice Kavanaugh a mont...

October 24, 2018

Run Away! in Vagary

I always have to laugh when the signs start showing.

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