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The Real Pretend Mulling

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Is it just me… Or is the Big Penguin Race in Cool, Cool Mountain HARDER than Bowser in the Fire Lake? Because I’ve beaten Bowser in the Fire Lake. But this penguin. This FUCKING penguin. On its f...


Dear Walmart: I get that you’re an evil entity and also behind most of the legislation that keeps the minimum wage at well-below poverty level. Got it. You’re also the only place that I can eve...


What do you think the “Wait, smoking is bad for you!?” revelation of our generation will be? In order:1. “Wait, alcohol is actually a dangerous, mind-altering narcotic that can cause you to do so...


Have a weekly Zoom chat OR have a discussion board. Don’t have both. Actually, just get rid of the discussion board altogether. Because literally every single one of them boils down to this: H...


February 25, 2021

Know shit, Sherlock

Before I go on: This is a post about people on Facebook being stupid. I know, that’s a phenomenon that shouldn’t surprise me anymore, and it doesn’t. I’m more surprised by just how stupid people ...


I got my taxes “done” today. In quotes, because apparently, if you qualify for the actually-free TurboTax version (and I did, since I made less than $30,000 last year), they won’t let you access...


February 19, 2021

Update from last entry:

The COC was received and processed by the BMV, and my license is valid again. I spoke with a representative and told them I’d never received any notification about any of this. They say they se...


I got a call from my boss at my second job, telling me that a recent background check told him my license had been suspended. This was news to me, so I went to my state’s BMV page and looked it ...


February 17, 2021

Rush Limbaugh is dead.

I’ll just leave this here…


February 16, 2021

Welcome to my brain. Again.

No one: Absolutely no one: Me, trying to concentrate on an exceptionally dense paper for my philosophy of disability class: My brain: On repeat. For hours. This is almost worse than having “Ba...


Namely… I am really upset that “What You Waiting For,” “Gonna Make You Sweat,” and “Pump Up the Jams” aren’t in Unlimited. I mean, I’m sure it’s due to licensing issues, and Ubisoft is working ...


February 09, 2021

From now on...

Every time my supervisor wants to call a meeting, he should just send around an email saying, “So, we’re giving you even more work, because someone who’s never been in this department and probabl...


SO MANY DOCS. SO MANY LIMITED EDITION DOCS. Also: ColourPop, Y U NO HAVE BLACK EYESHADOW?!


February 03, 2021

Well, screw MGM, then.

Look at this. This is an almost-finished remaster of Goldeneye 007, one of my all-time favorite games. It was set to come out in the mid to late 2000s, on both Xbox and Wii. It is beautiful. ...


January 26, 2021

Lighten Up

I realize I’ve been a bit, well… shirty here, of late. I blame a trifecta of “haven’t left my house in two weeks,” “PMS,” and “I just found out how much I spent on DoorDash since I started quara...


I just paid $192 for an access code. That’s it. That’s the post. Okay, that’s not the post. Lemme ‘splain why I hate the cost of textbook access codes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...


January 22, 2021

Letters:

Dear YouTube: Yes, I watched an iceberg video. Blameitonjorge did one on the lost media iceberg, and since lost media is a pet interest of mine, I thought it would be interesting. It was. Now ...


January 21, 2021

To fail up

I think I may have gotten the single stupidest call of my professional life just now. And to say that it’s left me thinking, “There really is no justice in this world,” for the last hour, is no ...


Admittedly, I’m pretty sure the other shoe is just about to drop, but for now, how about some songs to play out the last four years? And to let the Orange Shitgibbon know just how much we’ll mis...


January 16, 2021

Cleaning with ADHD, Part 1

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ3wfqqh/ (Josh, how to embed TikTok videos, pwease?) I had put off cleaning my bathroom for six months. Deep-cleaning it, anyway; I scrubbed the tub and ran a cloth with ...


By Laura Devy No, my friend, we are not “sheeple” for wearing masks. Your insistence that mask mandates are infringing on your religious freedom infuriates me. Let me share with you why. Christma...


January 13, 2021

Well, that's great. /sarcasm

My mother tested positive for COVID yesterday. I was at her house yesterday, talking to her, after she knew. So when did she tell me? At 7 o’clock this evening. After I had a maintenance guy in ...


January 09, 2021

Sedition!


January 07, 2021

God. Fxcking. DAMN IT.

Speaker Pelosi should NOT have agreed to hear the objection from Pennsylvania. And if she had to, she should have thrown it out an hour ago. There is ZERO evidence of voter fraud. ZERO. From AN...


January 06, 2021

The Wisdom of the Rickman

After seeing the Branch Davidian bullshit going on in Washington, all I can think is this:


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