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The Real Pretend Mulling

by Pretend Mulling

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I just want to make this clear: Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones are morons, and they’re insane. Jones in particular needs to be in the care of a therapist, or at least on a constant IV of antipsyc...


April 16, 2021

Wow. Photobucket is bad.

Okay, so I decided, since I have a literal ton of photos still on that site, to purchase an annual subscription, if for no other reason than to download all of my photos and save them from Photob...


April 12, 2021

Currently, in April...

Current Annoyance: My glasses are smudged and scratched, and it’s distracting me. All of my microfiber cloths are dirty at the moment, so I can’t wipe them. Current Bane of My Existence: Waiting ...



March 26, 2021

Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

I love how the people who squawk the loudest about “personal responsibility” have no idea what “personal responsibility” actually is. Especially when it comes to women saying, “It’s not my respo...


“Having a bad day” is inevitable. “Having a bad day” is normal. “Having a bad day” should NOT be an acceptable excuse for mass murder. “He’s having a bad day” should NOT be the first thing that c...



March 18, 2021

Well, frick.

In a low moment, I decided to go to Lotus Tarot and see what the reading said. …I did not expect what came out. I do not believe in the tarot or astrology at all, but fuck, if this reading didn’...


Is it just me… Or is the Big Penguin Race in Cool, Cool Mountain HARDER than Bowser in the Fire Lake? Because I’ve beaten Bowser in the Fire Lake. But this penguin. This FUCKING penguin. On its f...


March 02, 2021

Open Letters, Vol. 2

Dear Walmart: I get that you’re an evil entity and also behind most of the legislation that keeps the minimum wage at well-below poverty level. Got it. You’re also the only place that I can eve...


What do you think the “Wait, smoking is bad for you!?” revelation of our generation will be? In order:1. “Wait, alcohol is actually a dangerous, mind-altering narcotic that can cause you to do so...


Have a weekly Zoom chat OR have a discussion board. Don’t have both. Actually, just get rid of the discussion board altogether. Because literally every single one of them boils down to this: H...


February 26, 2021

Know shit, Sherlock

Before I go on: This is a post about people on Facebook being stupid. I know, that’s a phenomenon that shouldn’t surprise me anymore, and it doesn’t. I’m more surprised by just how stupid people ...


I got my taxes “done” today. In quotes, because apparently, if you qualify for the actually-free TurboTax version (and I did, since I made less than $30,000 last year), they won’t let you access...


February 19, 2021

Update from last entry:

The COC was received and processed by the BMV, and my license is valid again. I spoke with a representative and told them I’d never received any notification about any of this. They say they se...


I got a call from my boss at my second job, telling me that a recent background check told him my license had been suspended. This was news to me, so I went to my state’s BMV page and looked it ...


February 17, 2021

Rush Limbaugh is dead.

I’ll just leave this here…


February 17, 2021

Welcome to my brain. Again.

No one: Absolutely no one: Me, trying to concentrate on an exceptionally dense paper for my philosophy of disability class: My brain: On repeat. For hours. This is almost worse than having “Ba...


Namely… I am really upset that “What You Waiting For,” “Gonna Make You Sweat,” and “Pump Up the Jams” aren’t in Unlimited. I mean, I’m sure it’s due to licensing issues, and Ubisoft is working ...


February 10, 2021

From now on...

Every time my supervisor wants to call a meeting, he should just send around an email saying, “So, we’re giving you even more work, because someone who’s never been in this department and probabl...


SO MANY DOCS. SO MANY LIMITED EDITION DOCS. Also: ColourPop, Y U NO HAVE BLACK EYESHADOW?!


February 04, 2021

Well, screw MGM, then.

Look at this. This is an almost-finished remaster of Goldeneye 007, one of my all-time favorite games. It was set to come out in the mid to late 2000s, on both Xbox and Wii. It is beautiful. ...


January 27, 2021

Lighten Up

I realize I’ve been a bit, well… shirty here, of late. I blame a trifecta of “haven’t left my house in two weeks,” “PMS,” and “I just found out how much I spent on DoorDash since I started quara...


I just paid $192 for an access code. That’s it. That’s the post. Okay, that’s not the post. Lemme ‘splain why I hate the cost of textbook access codes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...


January 23, 2021

Letters:

Dear YouTube: Yes, I watched an iceberg video. Blameitonjorge did one on the lost media iceberg, and since lost media is a pet interest of mine, I thought it would be interesting. It was. Now ...


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