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Surveys, Challenges, and Other Crap

by Pretend Mulling

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March 10, 2021

That cooking survey

Who does the majority of the cooking in your house? Me, myself, and DoorDash. Are you happy with the cooking situation in the house? what would you change? I am happy with it. Since I only have ...


Media Edition, Part 3 What movie do you absolutely refuse to watch and why? The Emoji Movie, because I am neither drunk, stupid, or five years old. Who’s one celebrity you don’t understand the hy...


Yup. The house survey. This thing is like glitter: It’s just.... everywhere. I’m going to find questions from this thing hiding under my desk when I move out, I swear. General What kind of h...


January 17, 2021

A cosmetics survey, I guess?

Do you use eyelash curlers? Nope, just Maybelline Great Lash mascara in blackest black. What is your favorite bra? The two black, padded bras I have. Something I didn’t know when buying bras onl...


Flower Lilies, particularly tigers, stargazers, orange day-lilies, and Easter; tulips, bleeding hearts, which I first saw at the Ruth Lilly gardens at the Indiana Museum of Art (now called Newfi...


Before Christmas Does your family send out Christmas cards? I don’t think we do, actually. I’ve sent out a few over the years, but by the time I remember to do it, it’s about two weeks before ...


What is the age gap between you and your parents? 29 years between my mother and I, 28 between my stepdad and I. How many bathrooms does your house have? Is this enough? One, and considering that...


How many years until you’re 40? Eight years. Here’s the original answer to this question: “16, holy shit bare with me while I have an existential crisis” //cackles in just-turned-32// What’s a ...


Actually, I’m doing Josh’s survey, but I was running out of survey-related titles. (But seriously, why have none of the review channels I follow done WarGames? This is prime snark fodder!) Are ...


I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVE! As does the r/AskReddit survey! What’s the best game soundtrack from your childhood? At the very top, Super Mario 64 and Goldeneye. The music from the subterran...


What’s the last thing you ate?A drumstick off a Costco rotisserie chicken. What’s your favourite cheese?Bon sondage, j’adore le fromage. But if I really had to choose a favorite, butterkase. Wh...


From r/AskReddit: Jeff Bezos leaves you his fortune of $204.6 billion. What do you do with the money? 1. IMMEDIATELY pay all of the taxes the Bald One has so astutely avoided paying for years.2. ...


Help me, for the love of god, help me! What’s something boring that you enjoy? Reading. Drinking a hot cup of coffee. Baking. Cooking. What’s your positive addiction? Seeking knowledge. What...


Without saying their name, who is the head of state of your country? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH What are some big trends right now that will ...


Has anyone ever told you they needed space? Mark did, early on in our relationship. Do you actually think there will be a zombie apocalypse? If by “zombie” you mean “MAGA/Trumpet”, then yes, I ab...


August 19, 2020

Swiped survey

Are the shows you watch embarrassing? I’m not embarrassed by them. By and large, I’m not embarrassed by anything I watch, read, or listen to. Except “What Makes You Beautiful” by One Direction,...


Which Secondary Antagonist is more evil than the Main Antagonist? Mrs. Lovett, from Sweeney Todd. Judge Turpin is evil, no doubt, but she’s the one who convinced Sweeney to kill people for her t...


To be clear, these are questions that are either sexual in nature, or otherwise not safe for work. You have been warned. Don’t leave this tab open at work. What’s the WORST thing to say to a ...


What is your biggest fear about making a total commitment to someone? Probably the “long-term” part. I really don’t believe that humans are meant to be in One Relationship Forever; I think we’re...


I think this will be the last random-question survey. What say you to themes? What is your biggest/favorite “What if” of history? What if… Leon Trotsky had become General Secretary of the Comm...


I have a video essay to do for my Media and the Law class, on “Missing White Woman Syndrome,” so that’s going to be occupying most of my mental energy for the next two or so weeks. Until then, a...


July 09, 2020

Long survey before bed.

Does anyone know your bank pin number other than you? Who? //twitch// PIN stands for “Personal Identification Number.” Stop saying “PIN number”. Anyway, no. Have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfr...


June 27, 2020

The r/AskReddit survey

I’ve copied and pasted all of the questions from r/AskReddit. All answers are mine. A meteor is headed towards the earth, the impact will obliterate the earth destroying all life on the planet...


What are some of your favorite cities you’ve been to? New York, Boston, and Dublin. Would you allow your children to date prior to 16? (assuming you want any) I would, but I’d also say it has to ...


Yes, I’m following the news. Yes, I’m on the side of the protesters. That’s really all you need to know. What is the reason you last got a new cell phone?My iPhone 7 bricked out of nowhere....


Book Description

Surveys! I love surveys. Not everyone does, though, so here they are, all sequestered away where you can read or ignore them at your leisure.