may 6 in idea barrages

Your skeleton warrior will ride a zombie horse named Chivalry into battle. When asked how it got that name, your skeleman will simply say (however a skeleman talks, with no mouth or lungs, I’m not sure how that works) “Because Chivalry is dead.”

William Swampthing, Esq. - Attorney-at-Lawn

There are so many videos of prepper-nerds making little survivor kits out of Altoids tins on youtube that I’m beginning to think Altoids will run out and have to start selling their mints in plastic bags.

In the end, it was hubris that took them down. Couldn’t bed and bath had been enough? No. They got too big for their britches and went beyond.

It is hard to say that anything is completely meaningless, everyone has different definitions and needs in the sphere of meaning, but I think we all have to agree that pre-season football comes astonishingly close to the event horizon of total meaninglessness.

Brits don’t use tea bags so there are 83% less testicle-based humiliations in their video games.

A sitcom about mohel school called GOOD MORNING MISS BRIS.

A reboot of the old sitcom “The Torkelsons” except it takes place in Iceland as “The Bjorkelsons”.