Entries 85

Page 1 of 4

Just found out Five Guys sells merch and now I want a t-shirt.

---

Life isn’t a competition. It’s an artistic collaboration. Every person you interact with is part of your piece of the mural. You have to step back a little from your little swathe to see what th...

---

The common theme of all of your disappointing relationships is you.

---

Remember today. Mark it down. Look back and rejoice. Say, today was the day I got my life back.

---

I find it interesting you lied to me. To what end?

---

It is a strange thing we do. We live in these maddening bubbles of isolation, misery, and loneliness then attack any who would enter without regard to intent.

---

The President of the United States.... twitter.com/LarryOConnor/status/1786975046956654818

---

Hide the evidence. Play the victim. Repeat as desired.

---

---

If you find yourself cheering on the onsters slaughtering innocent civillians and lobbing bombs at them, and walking into public malls with bombs strapped to their chest and taking over U.S. coll...

---

I think I am developing an unnatural loathing of dishes.

---

Do you have any idea what your mother was up to last night?

---

There is always the scene in the cartoons where the fuse is lit and the spark goes on this long, elaborate journey, looping and winding and dodging and the antagonist is desperately trying to blo...

---

The brilliant orange glow of the rising sun or a roiling meteor forcing its way into the atmosphere to cover the earth in darkness.

---

Discipline is one of those things that starts from the top down. Management always wants to blame the workers, but they only reflect the messaging and behaviors of their leaders. If you have lazy...

---

It’s a little fun to watch the diversity and inclusion team come up babbling cheery nonsense like a kindergarten teacher. (We’re all crayons!) Then have the production teams come up talking about...

---

It is interesting sometimes how quickly people disappear. To peruse the list and realize how long it has been. No. I just read them… three weeks ago?

---

I need you to break a little. I don’t deal with hardasses. Especially when they are grown up and acting like spoiled children. If you want to be able to make your own decisions, you have to accep...

---

Back to work. Good weekend. Mostly. still recovering.

---

Dare I hope? You’re being suspiciously quiet.

---

Fuck you.

---

The subtle rhetorical ability to insert images into minds with words is one I have been abusing for decades. Never underestimate someone’s imagination as an asset.

---

“History holds its own court and delivers its own judgments,” he said. “I doubt that I’ll be concerned when my judgment’s handed down.”

---

You have gathered all the tinder, stacked the wood, poured gasoline over it until it ran down and puddled and we are choking on the fumes. I asked you politely and without threat to tear it down ...

---

You don’t feel it at first, unless you pay attention or notice things. The shifting tide, as it goes from push to pull. It starts slowly, so slowly, picking up speed. Yet its movement is deceptiv...

---