NO Anti-DiaryMaster Comments Allowed! in Things I'm Forwarding To EWS To Take Care Of In My Absence
- Sept. 10, 2013, 9:12 p.m.
- |
- Public
This is just a reminder that I will NOT tolerate ANY anti-DiaryMaster comments or propaganda on my website. Any diarist caught making disparaging remarks against me OR Open Diary will be promptly taken into the street by EWS and shot.
Have a nice day, ODers!
43 Comments
You must be logged in to comment. Please
sign in or
join Prosebox to leave a comment.
simple mind ⋅ September 10, 2013
You're my role model, Bruce. You're a chinchilla husbandrist and a gentleman.
The REAL DiaryMaster simple mind ⋅ September 10, 2013
YOU KNOW MY NAME!!! WHO TOLD YOU MY NAME?!? Uttering the name of The DiaryMaster is a violation of Open Diary Terms Of Service -- perhaps the most serious of violations! Statute 37.2 of the TOS CLEARLY allows for STONINGS in cases of such an offense! Plus a two-week suspension.
simple mind The REAL DiaryMaster ⋅ September 10, 2013
DiaryMaster? Who... aww crap. I thought I was commenting on Batman's blog.
hoops ⋅ September 10, 2013
No comment. (the only kind of comments I have aren't allowed)
The REAL DiaryMaster hoops ⋅ September 10, 2013
Refraining from disallowed comments is a violation of TOS. Thirty days in the cooler.
KimmieD The REAL DiaryMaster ⋅ September 15, 2013
don't worry, hoops. i'll try for conjugal visits. or just send some porn. either works.
Drilldude ⋅ September 10, 2013
Awesome troll is awesome.
The REAL DiaryMaster Drilldude ⋅ September 10, 2013
Awesome trolls are in violation of Open Diary TOS. Please notify the awesome trolls you know to cease being awesome. Also, trolls who AREN'T awesome are in violation of Open Diary TOS and must stop their run-of-the-mill trollery IMMEDIATELY or risk eventual suspension from OD when EWS can get around to it. The DiaryMaster has spoken.
Lepetit pumpkinesque ⋅ September 11, 2013
C'mon Bruce is not Bruce... His name is voldemort
Kimber ⋅ September 11, 2013
Wait just a minute... Bruce would never waste a nanosecond of his precious time on the likes of us! This is yet another job poor EWS got stuck with, isn't it?
Deleted user ⋅ September 11, 2013
How about demanding my OD+ money back? Is that a violation too?
Mmmm....violation....
The REAL DiaryMaster Deleted user ⋅ September 13, 2013
Unfortunately, refunding money is not a feature incorporated into Open Diary at this time. For further information concerning questions I've side-stepped, please visit the Help Desk. Thank you.
Deleted user The REAL DiaryMaster ⋅ September 13, 2013
Help Desk is doooooooowwwwwwwn!
The REAL DiaryMaster Deleted user ⋅ September 13, 2013
I would then suggest leaving a note in my book, OPEN DIARY SUGGESTION BOX. I will address your concerns as soon as shearing season is over at my Peruvian chinchilla ranch. Thank you for your feedback.
Deleted user The REAL DiaryMaster ⋅ September 13, 2013
"I would then suggest leaving a note in my book, OPEN DIARY SUGGESTION BOX."
I would suggest you either give me my money back, or perhaps a Brucey Bonus?
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Forsyth)
Loki ⋅ September 13, 2013
The REAL DiaryMaster Loki ⋅ September 13, 2013
Open Diary does not yet have genitalia. It IS an interesting proposed feature, however, that I will be forwarding to EWS for consideration.
Lioness ⋅ September 13, 2013
I think you are Ewes. I think Ewes is taking the piss